It is so typical of me that, even trapped in a lift with only my laptop and my books, and nothing to do but work on my essay (now due in slightly less than six hours), I managed to find things to do which were not productive. Such as this.

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And now the library has killed my computer. This is the worst day ever.

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And now, NOW, the IT guy in charge of the computer lab I'm frantically trying to recreate my exam in has informed us that all computer lab printers are down for the foreseeable future.
Computer problems are no excuse for late submission. A doctor's certificate would get me an extension. With that in mind, I should like nothing more than to slit my wrists, but for the fact that I have nothing sharper to hand than my watch, and that I'm not sure they hand out doctor's certificates for staged suicide attempts.