I've been hot for Zaphod Beeblebrox ever since I first read HHGTTG, and as a result, I can never see the HHGTTG movie that I've been looking forward to for about a year.

This may be even more painful than never being able to see the Inspector Gadget movie.

Why, why would they give Zaphod one head that appears to be over the top of the other? How totally Men In Black (which, you know, has its place, but that place is not in British humour). And how duuuullllllll. And, for that matter, completely illiterate. The book clearly states that Zaphod has two heads next to each other. The heads converse. Wittily. Sexily. How can the heads converse when one is small, misshapen, and inside the other?

No, wait, don't tell me. I don't think I want to know.