I got my computer back today.

To celebrate this joyous occasion, I've decided to post a dirty picture for y'all.



Never let it be said that I'm not a loving, caring, sharing, giving sort of a girl. I came across the image about a year ago, nearly died of laughter, and have been resisting the temptation to show it to my pure-minded, high-handed, Disney-obsessed nutcase of a sister ever since.

You can get in line (behind me) for the poster here, and you can find the story of the image here.

Pluto is pissing on a portrait of Mickey Mouse, while the real, bedraggled Mickey is shooting up heroin. His nephews are jerking off as they watch Goofy fucking Minnie Mouse on a combination bed and cash register. The beams shining out from Sleeping Beauty’s Castle are actually dollar signs. Dumbo is simultaneously flying and shitting on an infuriated Donald Duck. Huey, Dewey and Louie are peeking at Daisy Duck’s asshole as she watches the Seven Dwarfs groping Snow White. The prince is snatching a peek of Cinderella’s snatch while trying a glass slipper on her foot. The Three Little Pigs are humping each other in a daisy chain. Jiminy Cricket leers as Tinker Bell does a striptease and Pinocchio’s nose gets longer.

It's like poetry. Tripped out acid poetry, yeah, but poetry nonetheless. Just fantastic.